Here's something funny and logical for all my friends out there... whether you're involve directly or indirectly in marketing...
Defining Marketing
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: " I am very rich. Marry me! "
- That's Direct Marketing"
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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: " He's very rich. "Marry him."
-That's Advertising"
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3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me
- That's Telemarketing"
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4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"
- That's Public Relations"
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5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?"
- That's Brand Recognition"
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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- " That's Customer Feedback "
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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- "That's demand and supply gap"
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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him
- "That's competition eating into your market share"
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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- " That's restriction for entering new markets "
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Azie, interesting n I'm sure this will come in handy for my business. However, I did have some plans to develop something akin to no.5 though..for my business of course...hehehe.
9. There is still a new market out there to capture, just make sure you get the right time & ways to grab it.
So, we must always find out what customer needs are... be careful customer feedback can sometimes be a bit pain...
Ida..oh! my my..your association of gorgeous girls with marketing is extremely flattering indeed. My mind is working harder now...
Salam. Hahaha... is it not a good way to think of expwnding business. Sure bet all of you love your business...
Sha'ari, you are right... customer's feedback almost always causes pain... either by their feedback or by the boss's response...
Good luck...
rahman,
kau punya mind is working hard on the marketing ke atau the gorgeous girls.
aku pun nak juga kalau ada peluang,
apa salahnya.......hahaha sah aku kena tile baru YB PORTUGAL ( Persatuan Orang Tua Gatal)
said...kau kena fahamlah, bila2 dah umor mcm ni bukan senang nak motivate diri utk bekerja keras. Tp aku mcm juga man kena bekerja keras sbb sama2 sedang nak majukan bisnes...jadi 'the gorgeous girls tu' lah yg motivatekan kita...hehehe
Tp kalau org pompuan yg sewaktu dgn kita plak nak majukan bisnes...yg tu aku tak pasti apa yg motivate dorg....hahaha....
said..between the two..I will go for the later..
Go ahead with your PORTUGAL..aku tak qualify nak join persatuan kau ni sebab pertama belum tua dan kedua tidak gatal..haha..cool beb!
sham..rasa aku yang motivatekan dia org ialah org macam KAU sham..kau ialah salah sorang dari the "gorgeous guys" yang sentiasa tersenyum in whatever siuation you are in. Go for it Bro!
Man...man...kau apa kurang nyer...bwk Merc...lg ramai yg nak mendampingi...aku bwk keta capuk jer...
Tocham,
Kereta kau tu mesti kena khatan.
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